June 2007 Archives

June 30, 2007

Photoblogging Department

Model Shoot: Theresa

Here are a few of the pictures of Theresa from the model shoot I did a couple of weeks ago.

June 28, 2007

Creeping Totalitarianism Department

The Slow Death of Law in Valkenvania

Starting July 1, Virginia will have "traffic tickets that come with assessments of up to $3000 in addition to an annual point tax that tops out at $700 a year for as long as the points remain."

Driving as little as 15 MPH over the limit on an interstate highway now brings six license demerit points, a fine of up to $2500, up to one year in jail, and a new mandatory $1050 tax...Although the amount of the tax can add up quickly, the law forbids judges from reducing or suspending it in any way.

Can you imagine getting a $3000 fine for a traffic violation? That would be painful for me, and my income is pretty decent. For a poor person, this would be a devastating financial setback. It's pretty clear this is all about raising revenue and has nothing to do with safety.

It also has nothing to do with justice. Everybody breaks traffic laws all the time, and the cops and the prosecutors have broad discretion over who to charge. If every cop can essentially impose a $3000 fine on any driver who pisses them off, it's just one more nail in the coffin of rule of law.

Read the whole ugly story.

Photoblogging Department

Model Shoot: Nicole

I did a model shoot a couple of weeks ago with three other photographers and two models. The other photographers were all more experienced than I was, so I learned a lot by watching what they did.

Here are a few of the photos I took of Nicole:

June 27, 2007

Gay Department

The Coolest Group at the Gay Pride Parade

These women on motorcycles were the coolest part of the show at the Chicago Gay Pride Parade. They'd stop and hang back for a while to open up some room in front of them, then they'd punch it and come surging forward, engines growling obnoxiously as they roared past the crowd.

It was really cool.

Hmm. Did I call them "women on motorcycles"? That's kind of an unwieldy phrase, isn't it?

I sure hope they thought up something catchy to call themselves...

Pride Banner
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Here are a few more pictures from the big party in the street.

Notice the woman in black? She was in front of me on the sidelines and I got a piece of her in many of my photos. My whole collection of photos is pretty much a documentary of her visit to the Pride Parade, so I might as well throw in a clear shot of her.

Also, despite the number of times the Midas sign appears in these photos, they didn't have a float at the parade. What would make this collection perfect is a photo of the woman in black with the Midas sign behind her...hmm, that's probably her head at the bottom of the next one...

War On Drugs Department

The Most Disturbing Sight at the Gay Pride Parade

Police Superintendent Phil Cline
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The guy sitting in back on the driver's side and wearing a white shirt is Police Superintendent Phil Cline, who's retiring soon—probably a little sooner than he planned, due to the Abbate mess. Given the long history of police harrassment of gays, transvestites and, well, almost every other group represented at the parade, it is kind of nice to see police brass showing some respect.

But check out that cool car he's riding in. Many of the nice new cars in the parade are provided by car dealers doing a favor for a local politician, but those aren't dealer plates. Where do you suppose Superintendent Cline got a classic old muscle car like that?

According to the sign on the back, he stole it.

Seized Car
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Well, the department seized it from a drug dealer, and maybe you can't get too worked up about some gangster losing his sweet ride. The truth is, neither can I. Part of the reason I oppose the War On Drugs is because I don't want recreational drugs to be distributed by hardened criminals.

That said, it's important to remember two things: First, catching real drug dealers is hard work, so to accomodate lazy police forces, the law defines drug dealer much more broadly than many people realize. If you hand a friend a joint or a pill at a party, you are dealing drugs, and if you simply have more than some legally defined "personal use" quantity of drugs, the law defines you to be a dealer.

Second, the forfeiture laws allow police departments to seize vehicles and other property without actually convicting anyone of a crime. Through some bizarrely twisted legal logic, the police can take your stuff merely by accusing you of a crime, and then they can make you prove your innocence in court before they'll give it back.

So while I don't know this car's history, it's entirely possible that this car was taken from someone who was never caught dealing drugs and was never convicted even of possessing drugs.

So be proud of who and what you are, unless drugs are involved.

June 26, 2007

Gay Department

New Sheriff In Town

Tom Dart, who won the Sheriff's office in the last election, had a large contingent at the Pride parade. I don't know anything about him, but if this is how he rolls, maybe Cook County will be fun again.

Crime and Punishment Department

A Stressful View of the World

Former sex crime prosecutor Sarena Straus posts a moving account of some of the unpleasant psychological aftereffects of years of seeing the world through the eyes of its child victims.

I start to get the shakes. My eyes well up with tears. I want to tell my parents not to take the kids – there are too many kids and too few of them, it’s crowded at Coney Island. I suppress this urge to a degree. I know I’m damaged, that all those years of prosecuting child abusers has made my tolerance for taking children to normal, fun places, like beaches and playgrounds, very low.

Read the whole thing.

Gay Department

Hey Everybody, It's Rudy Giuliani

No, not really. But he was the first person I thought of when I saw this performer from a distance.

Giuliani is nowhere near that attractive. Also, not so popular with gays these days.

(Giuliani photo courtesy of Giuliani Time.)

Gay Department

Maria Pappas at Gay Pride 2007

I don't know much about Cook Country Treasurer Maria Pappas, but I've always assumed she was evil because she keeps sending me bills for large amounts of money.

Cook County Tresaurer Maria Pappas
Larger ImageCook County Tresaurer Maria Pappas

I may have to change my mind after seeing her at the parade, walking the parade route and twirling her baton. There's something I admire about that sort of gesture. She wasn't just putting in an appearance, she was putting on a show.

But I still hate getting the bills.

Gay Department

Gay Pride 2007

Many gay people lead ordinary lives in the ordinary way, hardly different from the straight people all around them. But where's the fun in that? I've never been to one of Chicago's Gay Pride parades before, but I was hoping for something a little bit flamboyant.

June 24, 2007

Gay Department

One Reason I Am Not a Conservative

We libertarians are often regarded as part of the Republican party, or at least as part of the conservative movement. I understand how libertarianism can be seen as an extension of small-government conservatism, but I have a lot of trouble thinking of myself as a conservative. They talk a good libertarian game, but they don't have the moves.

For one thing, give them some power, and they spend money like a bunch of drunken sailors on liberty after a 12-month cruise...except that drunken sailors spend their own money, whereas the Bush administration and the Republican congress have been spending our money.

But if you really want to see an ugly side of conservatism, you don't need to elect them to office. You just have to throw a Gay Pride parade:

For most of us, the parade's spectacles are nauseating and disturbing -- just TMI. Nauseating because the setting is festive and fun. Disturbing because the parade allows the movement to mock itself, and self-deprecating humor invokes sympathy and endearment to fellow humans.

The annual Gay Pride parade has become a powerful and insidious weapon used to turn our community and nation against its own foundation -- the traditional family.

And all we could do is stand by and watch.

(Watch? Heck, I took pictures! I'll be posting them later.)

I guess I'm not in the Illinois Review's definition of "most of us," because the parade doesn't leave me nauseated and disturbed.

I'm not going to claim to be so cosmopolitan (or so politically correct) that nothing and nobody at the parade made me uncomfortable—I'm an introvert, everybody makes me a little uncomfortable—but so what? When people have fun in ways I don't understand and wouldn't enjoy myself, I try not to take it personally, and I certainly try to avoid writing pointless incoherent rants about it. Instead, I get over it. You know why? Because It's Not All About Me.

June 22, 2007

Catblogging Department

Friday Catblogging

June 21, 2007

Does This Bother Anyone Else Department

What the Heck Is an Official Language?

I don't understand what the issue is when people talk about making English the official language.

It was one of the questions at the presidential debates of both parties. Closer to home, Fran Eaton at Illinois Review links approvingly to an article by Phyllis Schlafly and to a report that Carpentersville has passed a symbolic resolution to make English its official language, commenting that "it should also be the state and nation's policy, as well."

What the heck does that mean? Talk about making English the official language is pointless without discussing the details of what exactly it means to have an official language. Do supporters of English as the official language really want the United States Congress to pass a symbolic resolution? That would be pretty shallow.

I assume supporters have something more specific in mind, as must opponents, but neither side ever spells out the details. Do the supporters just want to make sure that English is considered necessary and sufficient for legal purposes? Do they object to non-English signs in government offices? At airports? In supermarkets? What about "E Pluribus Unum" on the back of our money? Is that just caving in to the Latin Lobby?

Is it just me? Am I the only one who doesn't know what "official language" means? Or is it just feel-good legislation for the anti-immigrant crowd.

Book Department

On My Reading List: The cult of the amateur

I've just picked up The Cult of the Amateur: How today's Internet is killing our culture by Andrew Keen. I spotted the book at Borders and read the jacket copy, which surprised me in its ability to make me seethe with anger:

in a hard-hitting and provocative polemic...Andrew Keen exposes the grave consequences of today's new participatory Web 2.0 and reveals how it threatens our values, economy, and ultimately the very innovation and creativity that form the fabric of American achievement.

...

In today's self-broadcasting culture, where amateurism is celebrated and anyone with an opinion, however ill-informed, can publish a blog, post a video on YouTube, or change an entry on Wikipedia, the distinction between trained expert and uninformed amateur becomes dangerously blurred. When anonymous bloggers and videographers, unconstrained by professional standards or editorial filters, can alter the public debate and manipulate public opinion, truth becomes a commodity to be bought, sold, packaged, and reinvented.

The just strikes me as so, so...wrong. I figured this book will either piss me off or teach me something important, so I bought it.

(I also bought it just so I can blog about it. Windypundit is earning more than enough ad revenue to cover my hosting fees, so I'm going to use some of the income to buy stuff for me to blog about, like this book. That's right, here at Windypundit we take the profits and plow them right back in to improve our product!)

What I Expect From This Book: Elitism. More to the point, unwarranted elitism. It's one thing to be elitist when the subject is, say, one of the hard sciences where there are known facts and right answers. We listen to scientists and engineers because doing so produces useful results.

Elitism is not so easy to justify when the subject is something softer, such as art criticism or cultural commentary. I've never read a movie critic or book reviewer who I agreed with all the time. I suppose that could be because I'm an amateur, but not only don't I agree with them, other critics don't agree with them either. I rarely have this problem with astronomers or biologists.

Elitism is nearly useless when the subject is political and we can't distinguish the elite commentator's authority from his service to an agenda: George Bush and Barack Obama both are in a position to know more about the war in Iraq than I do, but that doesn't mean I should believe either of them.

What I Hope Is In This Book: Something better than what I expect.

I have real reservations about things on the web. Forums and blog comment areas that become popular are too often overrun with trolls, spammers, and social cliques, and I have doubts about the ability of Wikipedia to stay useful as ever more people arrive who have reason to ruin it. (Of course, I thought that years ago, and so far I've been wrong.)

Web 2.0 proponents talk a lot about the advantages of self-organizing systems, but I'm not convinced that the web is built on good self-organizing principles.

I hope the book will surpass my prejudices and say something important and useful about the web.

June 20, 2007

Creeping Totalitarianism Department

Watching the Detectives

Radley Balko on videotaping the police:

There's been a rash of arrests of late for videotaping police, and it's a disturbing development...

...

As noted, police are public servants, paid with taxpayer dollars. Not only that, but they're given extraordinary power and authority we don't give to other public servants: They're armed; they can make arrests; they're allowed to break the very laws they're paid to enforce; they can use lethal force for reasons other than self-defense; and, of course, the police are permitted to videotape us without our consent.

It's critical that we retain the right to record, videotape or photograph the police while they're on duty. Not only for symbolic reasons (when agents of the state can confiscate evidence of their own wrongdoing, you're treading on seriously perilous ground), but as an important check on police excesses.

There's a deep inconsistancy when the police who have such a broad mission to observe and investigate everyone else are attempting to avoid being watched and investigated themselves.

It's absurd for the police to assert the power to pull people over for a traffic violation, detain them, question them, insist on identification, have a dog sniff around, search people, vehicles, and buildings, and then get upset and vindictive when someone videotapes their own activities.

Police might well argue that it interferes with their job when people make a recording. Even ignoring the implied violation of the laws of physics, this is just special pleading. The rest of us are routinely observed by police and sometimes stopped and questioned. It's no fun, but if we can to put up with it, they can too. After all, somebody has to watch the watchers.

Be sure to read the rest of Radley Balko's article.

June 19, 2007

Vice Department

The Eternal Question

Radley Balko comes face to face with the Eternal Question About Politicians: Are they stupid enough to believe what they say? Or is it that they think you're stupid enough to believe what they say?

Education Department

You Can't Touch That

Just when I think the zero tolerance rules in public schools can't get any more idiotic, this story hits the net:

Fairfax County middle school student Hal Beaulieu hopped up from his lunch table one day a few months ago, sat next to his girlfriend and slipped his arm around her shoulder. That landed him a trip to the school office.

Among his crimes: hugging.

All touching -- not only fighting or inappropriate touching -- is against the rules at Kilmer Middle School in Vienna. Hand-holding, handshakes and high-fives? Banned. The rule has been conveyed to students this way: "NO PHYSICAL CONTACT!!!!!"

Do they really want a generation of children that views all touching as something wrong? Do they really want a student body in which no one ever feels the comforting touch of a friend? This is verging on child abuse.

Why, you may wonder, would they do this?

Deborah Hernandez, Kilmer's principal, said the rule makes sense in a school that was built for 850 students but houses 1,100. She said that students should have their personal space protected and that many lack the maturity to understand what is acceptable or welcome.

And now they'll never learn to understand. The stupidity is mind-boggling. Does Principal Hernandez plan to avoid mentioning algebra because the children don't understand it? Gosh, if only there were some place—some sort of institution perhaps, staffed by people with special training—where young people could learn basic knowledge about how to survive in our society...

"You get into shades of gray," Hernandez said. "The kids say, 'If he can high-five, then I can do this.' "

Yeah, because college degrees in Education just don't prepare teachers to deal with questions that tricky.

Dr. Helen puts it this way:

This no touch rule seems wrong in so many ways, I don't know where to begin. I used to think schools were becoming like prisons, but honestly, prisoners have more rights. As one parent so aptly put it in the article, "how will you teach students right from wrong?" Indeed, how? For, if every behavior is seen in terms of black and white, how will kids learn where the boundaries are? Physical touch, along with adult guidance teaches kids where the boundaries are, no touching at all teaches them that normal expressions of behavior are aberrant--or that they have to sneak behind the backs of those in authority to get or show affection. What kind of lesson is that to teach?

The comments at Dr. Helen's blog are pretty interesting. It's amazing how many people make references to science fiction stories about dark future distopias. It's that bad.

June 15, 2007

Photoblogging Department

Milwaukee Photos

I took a couple of pictures in and around the hotel where we stayed:

Hotel Atrium
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U.S. Cellular Arena
Larger ImageU.S. Cellular Arena
Grand Avenue Mall
Larger ImageGrand Avenue Mall

Somehow, I don't think the Grand Avenue Mall is the most fun place in Milwaukee for teens to hang out. I think it was this huge list of Stuff You Can't Do that clued me in:

Mall Etiquette
Larger ImageMall Etiquette

Here's a close-up of the rules:

Prohibited Activities
Larger ImageProhibited Activities

Apparently, I am in violation of Rule 17:

These activities are PROHIBITED on The Shops of Grand Avenue property:

...

17.  Taking unauthorized photographs of The Shops of Grand Avenue, storefronts or other areas and events.

What can I say? I'm a rebel.

June 12, 2007

Photography Department

Complications at the Model Shoot...

This last Sunday I got together with three other Chicago-area photographers for a model shoot at the Morton Arboretum. I'm trying to learn how to take attractive pictures of people, and this was a chance to learn and practice. I'm planning to post a few of the photos later.

Meanwhile, what sort of complications do you suppose might arise while trying to photograph models in an arboretum in northern Illinois during early June of 2007?

Yeah:

Theresa Meets Magicicada Septendecim
Larger ImageTheresa Meets Magicicada Septendecim

Does This Bother Anyone Else Department

Suspiciously Green

In the bathroom at the hotel where we stayed last week:

conserve
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conserve

As part of Hyatt's commitment to conserve the environment, we will change bed linens and towels as necessary or upon request.

If you wish to have your linens and towels replaced daily, please contact the hotel operator.

Yeah, I'm sure they're just very committed to the environment...