Automotive: April 2011 Archives
As I blogged about earlier, a few weeks ago I ended up driving the RAV4 through an unexpected flock of low-flying geese. I ended up taking out two of them, and they ended up taking out the RAV's grill and the left headlight. The bodyshop guy guessed it would cost at least $1000 to fix.
Well, we just got the RAV back from the body shop, and it turned out to cost a lot more than that. In addition to replacing the headlight and most of the grill, the body shop also straightened and repainted the hood and the right fender, and replaced the radio antenna.
The real damage, however, came because the goose that struck the grill ended up breaking through to strike the air conditioning condenser, bending it in the process. That, in turn, bent the radiator and one of the mounting brackets. As the body shop guy explained to me, even though both of those parts could probably have been fixed, neither he nor the insurance company ever wants to hear about this incident again, so they decided to give me a brand new radiator and condenser.
Total cost of parts and labor for repairing a Toyota RAV4 after driving at 30 mph into a flock of geese: Just over $3000.
Frickin' geese.
After last week's goose strike incident, we dropped off the Toyota RAV4 at the body shop and settled in to use our 14-year-old Dodge Neon.
That lasted until Wednesday when, while driving my wife home from work, I noticed a sharp burning smell in the passenger cabin. It wasn't an odor I recognized. It wasn't just overheated engine coolant (I'm familiar with that smell) or leaking oil dripping onto the exhaust manifold (I'm familiar with that smell) or a belt burning up from friction (I'm familiar with that smell) or frying electrical insulation (I'm familiar with that smell). This was something new. That's a problem, because what if the part of my car that's burning is one of the important bits?
I decided to play it safe and have my mechanic take a look at it. Unfortunately, this now meant that both of our cars were out of commission. Fortunately, because the RAV's problems were covered by insurance, we had access to a rental car. The insurance company wouldn't cover very much of the rental cost, so we had to take the cheapest car they had, which turned out to be one of these:
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| Larger ImageHello Yaris |
That's a Toyota Yaris. It's a really tiny little car, which worried me, since I am not a really tiny little person. Surprisingly, however, I found it very comfortable. As near as I can tell, it's roomy inside because it's built like a giant metallic bubble resting on a set of wheels.
Even more surprisingly, the Yaris turned out to be kind of fun to drive. It doesn't have a lot of power, but it doesn't have a lot of weight, either, so it feels peppier than I would have expected from a 1.5 liter four-banger that puts out 106 horsepower. A lot of that comes from the sporty suspension: The car really sticks in the corners.
(You might think that a small car would be really lightweight and responsive, but small cars tend not to be as light as you might expect. At 2300 pounds curb weight, the Yaris weighs almost 2/3 as much as my RAV4, with only a little over 1/3 the horsepower. In part this is because small cars don't have as much room for energy-absorbing crumple zones to protect the passengers, so much of the protection comes from armoring the passenger compartment, which adds a lot of weight. Thus despite the fact that a Smart Car is absurdly small--almost 4 feet shorter than the Yaris--the Smart Car still weighs in at 1800 pounds because parts of it are built like a tank.)
Probably the most awkward thing about the Yaris is its instrument cluster, which is mounted on the centerline instead of in front of the driver.
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| Larger ImageThe Driver's View |
I lost count of how many times I glanced down while driving only to realize that there was no instrument cluster in front of me. On the other hand, I'm used to having the cup holders in the center console, not to the left of the steering wheel. That's the sort of thing that really throws me first thing in the morning.
Anyway, the mechanics couldn't find anything wrong with the Neon. And when I got it back, the smell seemed to be gone. I guess we'll wait and see if the situation develops.
Meanwhile, my wife and I are now thinking we might pick up a Yaris as our next second car, after the Neon...catches fire or something.
Remember a few days ago when I mentioned that someone broke the driver's side window on our old Dodge Neon?
Well, the very next day I was driving my wife to work in our Toyota RAV4. We were in Arlington Heights, and as I turned off the main road, we passed a grassy area where some of the local geese were hanging out. The geese are there all the time, and my wife has probably driven past them a thousand times. But this time, they decided to take off, straight in front of us.
I hit the brakes, but not before two of the damned things thumped into the front of the car.
They scattered right away, and I drove on to my wife's work just down the block, but I could see that one of the geese was sitting down in the middle of the street, clearly wounded. When we parked, my wife called 911 on her mobile phone and the dispatcher told us they'd send an animal control warden and a cop to take a report.
While she was doing that, I decided to get out and see if there had been any damage to the car. I mean, they're just birds, but you never know, right?
Sigh. Apparently my car is made of such modern, light-weight, energy-dissipating, pedestrian-friendly materials that a small child could probably tear off half the body parts. Here's where the first goose hit the grill:
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| Larger ImageGoose 1 Impact Zone |
And here's where the second goose hit the headlight.
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| Larger ImageGoose 2 Impact Zone |
The cop showed up and she told us she'd driven past the geese and one of them looked dead. I was relieved because I don't like the thought of animals suffering, not even the geese that had damaged my car. The cop told us she didn't want to actually check on it because the other geese were standing around protecting it, and "they're real mean."
I made sure my wife was okay, then I went back home and drove to the body shop to get an idea of the cost of repair. The damage looked minor to me, but I tend to drive my cars into the ground, so I'm a bit insensitive to minor damage. I knew an expert would find more than I was seeing.
Sure enough, it turned out that the goose that hit the headlight had not only broken the headlight bezel, but also crumpled the right fender, crumpled the hood, and knocked the hood out of alignment. The goose that hit the grill had penetrated far enough that the body shop guy thought it might have damaged the air conditioning condenser. And that was just what he could see before he started taking off parts. He said the damage would easily cost more than $1000 to fix.
Those must have been some damned-tough geese.
Update: The butcher's bill is in.
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